Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.