What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!