What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
