Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.