Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!