What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.