What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered!
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases? Their making headlines...
What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?
My hand.
What's taken before you get it? Your picture.
What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George? 2 Fast 2 Curious
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A. Milk and quackers!
What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic
What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
Q: Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling all stuffed up!
Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!
How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.
What runs but doesn't get anywhere? A refrigerator.
What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? Urgent Tina
What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies!
What the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has dates.
What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs? A cloud!
Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary? Because it runs through your jeans. What would you do if I stole a kiss? Call the Police
Q: Did you hear the one about the virus?
A: Never mind, I don't want to spread it around.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Why did the banana go to the Doctor? Because it was not peeling well
Did you hear about the sick juggler? They say he couldnt stop throwing up!
What did the sink say to the potty?
You look flushed!
What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup? Firecrackers!
Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Annie
Annie Who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
Q: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: I hear the doctor is taking us out tonight!
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.
What kind of jokes do you make in the shower? Clean Jokes!
Why didn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie? because it was rated arrrrr!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed!
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What’s a good name for a detective?
Mr. E
Why are chefs so mean? They beat eggs and whip cream.
What runs but can't walk? The faucet!
Why did the birdie go to the hospital? To get a tweetment.
Can February March? No. But April May.