Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? It was quite an oar deal.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I’ll meet you at the corner!"
What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth? A Gummy Bear
What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney? You are to little to smoke!
Why was the robot mad? People kept pushing its buttons.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's Popcorn?"
What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? Hi Cliff! Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.