How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school!
Who cleans the bottom of the ocean? A Mer-Maid
What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Flood lights!
What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic
What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? Instagram.