Water you doing, my friend?
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
After all is sled and done.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
How Rudolf you to say that!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
I like you a latte.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
