What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
The weather outside is snow joke.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Variety is the ice of life.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Skiing is believing!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
We've reached the point of snow return.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!