It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Skiing is believing!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
It’s a winterful day!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
I only have ice for you!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.