Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Variety is the ice of life.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Don't even chai.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
I like you a latte.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.