What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Don't even chai.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Water you doing, my friend?
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
I'm acorn-y person.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
After all is sled and done.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Can I Alp you?
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
I like you a latte.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
