Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Girls just wanna have sun!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
That was thaw-some!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Can I Alp you?
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
See snow evil, hear snow evil.