What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
I'm acorn-y person.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
After all is sled and done.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.