Science Pick Up Lines

These funny science pick up lines are so funny and terrible they may just work!

Science Pick Up Lines

Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I think my heart just lagged.