Science Pick Up Lines

These funny science pick up lines are so funny and terrible they may just work!

Science Pick Up Lines

I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I think my heart just lagged.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I love all of your stratified layers!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Baby, you rock my world!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.