You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You're hotter than a data center!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Baby, you rock my world!
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I love all of your stratified layers!
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You are one well-defined function!
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.