Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You're hotter than a data center!
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.