My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
