You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
You have one compact set.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I less than three you.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I think my heart just lagged.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!