You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You are one well-defined function!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I think my heart just lagged.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I less than three you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.