I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I less than three you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I think my heart just lagged.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.