Science Pick Up Lines

These funny science pick up lines are so funny and terrible they may just work!

Science Pick Up Lines

You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Baby, you rock my world!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
You are the square to my root.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.