Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You're hotter than a data center!
I think my heart just lagged.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!