You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You are the square to my root.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You're hotter than a data center!
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?