Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
You're hotter than a data center!
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.