I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
You're hotter than a data center!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?