If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!