If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
You have one compact set.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.