Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I love all of your stratified layers!
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You're hotter than a data center!
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.