Why do physics professors prefer overweight students?
They have greater potential.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
I keep asking my physics teacher "what is the unit for power?"
But he just saying "Yes."
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
What did the nerdy duckling say ?
Quark Quark.
I really liked learning about displacement in Physics.
It's pretty straight to the point.
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
Are electrons pessimistic or optimistic?
Obviously pessimistic, they are always negative!
What is a vector’s favorite band? One Direction!
Two sodium atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly one says “Oh, my God, I’ve lost an electron!” The other says “Lost an electron! Are you sure?” and the first replies “Yes, I’m positive!”
I got a C in Physics and my parents grounded me.
They say I don't understand the gravity of the situation.
Physics student asks to go to bathroom.
Professor asks "Liquid, Solid or Gas?"
What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
We had a lively debate in physics.
It was a conversation of energy.
I sit in front if my ex in physics.
There used to be a lot of friction between us.
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
A physics teacher is about to jump off a high bridge
When a friend stops him saying, "Don't do it, you have so much potential."
My physics teacher asked, “So why is v-naught 0?”
I replied, “y-naught?”
So engineering school is really hard.
I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics.
My physics teacher told me i had so much potential, so much energy.
Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...
It hertz.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested?
He was released without charge.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no time.”
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
When you offered me love, I lepton it!
The local band stand was struck by lightening yesterday while the band was playing.
Only the conductor was hit.
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
A physics student ask his teacher: "Can you point me to someone who can teach me a way in which quantum mechanics can be united with general relativity?"
The teacher answers: "Let me see if I can pull some strings for you."
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
