I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
It replied, “No, thanks, I am traveling light.”
Why can you tell that Theresa May failed physics?
She had power and time but didn't get the work done.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; when life gives you apples, make physics equations.
(Looking at you Newton).
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
What is better than a physics joke?
A meta physics joke.
I've been trying to think of an electrical pun but now my head Hertz.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?