I love Physics, but I'm terrible at Math.
I hope in doesn't Matter.
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
When you offered me love, I lepton it!
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time too.
My physics professor told me I had potential
Then he pushed me off the roof.
What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics?
A new-clear physicist.
My Physics teacher said I have no potential.
Joke's on her, I just bought a ladder.
When I was in school I got a B in biology, a C in chemistry.
And an F in Physics.
