What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said "Hello?", so I said "Sorry, wrong number," and hung up.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
What happens when you cross a cell phone with a skunk?
You get stinky service!
Wel'l Wel'l Wel'l - if it isn't autocorrect.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
Why did the hobbit set his cell phone to vibrate?
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Booty calls.