Phone Puns

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Phone Puns

How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
What is an unlimited phone plan? A limit cannot be charged.
How does the cell phone call his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? He gives her a ring.
Apple is announcing a new cell phone for children.
iKid you not.
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
You might be able to use a smuggled cell phone in prison.
You just have to have cell coverage.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
What did the therapist say to the angry client when their cell phone battery died?
I suggest you find an outlet!
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
A no-key-a.
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
...It was a close call.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring