Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You are my density!
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.