If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
You are the object of my preposition.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Your name is insert name here?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.