You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"