You are my density!
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
You are the object of my preposition.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Your name is insert name here?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.