Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Wipe your glasses and prepare your favorite zit cream, we're going to enjoy some truly cringy nerdy pick up lines from the best of the dorks!

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Your name is insert name here?
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Your lab or my lab?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.