I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
You’re more special than relativity.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Your lab or my lab?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You are the object of my preposition.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I can turn your software into hardware.
You are my density!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.