Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I can turn your software into hardware.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.