"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Your lab or my lab?
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?