My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
You are the object of my preposition.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Your lab or my lab?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!