I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Your lab or my lab?
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)