I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Your name is insert name here?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
You are my density!
