I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!