Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
