Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.