You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
