How did Ozymandias became the greatest Pharaoh of Egypt?
He rammed everything that he sees
Q: Why did the mummy walk out of his tomb after 1000 years?
A: He figured he was old enough to leave home
What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl?
Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy
Why do mummies never go on vacations? Because they're afraid to unwind.
When do mummies eat breakfast?
Once they catch you.
Archeologists say that mummies are very hard to find. Because they're all kept under wraps.
What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?
They become mummies.
Q: How did the Pharaoh get to school?
A: In Anubis.
Q: What brand of underwear do pharaohs wear?
A: Fruit of the Tomb.
The mummy was very sore from lying down for years. So he called a Cairo-practor.