Q: Why didn't the Pharaoh know where he was?
A: He skipped history class.
Why did the little British boy become an Ancient Egyptian Historian?
Because he wanted his mummy to be proud him.
What did ancient Egyptian pharaohs sleep on?...
...Temple-pedic mattresses...
Q: What did Ramesses II say when he walked into the public restroom?
A: What sphinx in here?
What did the thirsty mummy do?
They put on a thirst aid bandage.
What do you yell at two mummies making out in public?
Get a tomb!
What did one pyramid say to the other? Hey! Where's your mummy?
The mummy caught a really bad cold. He cannot stop coffin.
What is the favourite food of the Egyptian god? It is the Ramen.
What does a mummy use when he needs to hide? Masking tape.
