Q: When is a Pharaoh like a piece of wood?
A: When he's a ruler.
Q: What was Cleopatra's favorite type of flower?
A: Chrysantha-mummies.
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche.
Q: Why couldn't the Pharaoh sing?
A: He hurt his larSphinx
Why do Egyptians shave their heads?
To make them more pharaoh-dynamic
Why does a mummy enjoy celebrating Christmas? As it involves a lot of gifts and wrappings.
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
They're both in bread.
Q: Why was the Pharaoh wet?
A: He was the reigning ruler.
The photographer mummy was done with his shoot. So he told his crew to wrap it up.
What did one pyramid say to the other? Hey! Where's your mummy?