I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Did you hear about the medieval kinghunter?
He excelled in throne weapons
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
If I lived in medieval times, I'd be a tavern guard.
I've always been known for my Inn-Security.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
If Hamlet was alive now, he would have only worn t-shirts saying 2B or not 2B!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
What did Richard III say when someone asked to build a car park in Leicester?
"Over my dead body!"
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
I like my wine like I like my medieval cities.
Fortified.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Did you hear about the medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition? So, they loaded a severed peasant's head onto a trebuchet and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke's son and knocked him off the battlefield.
Yeah, apparently it was the first-ever serf face to heir missile.
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you call a stunt rider from the 1200's?
Medieval Knievel
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call a Medieval spy?
Sir Veillance
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
Medieval scientists were known to be very arrogant and stubborn. They thought that everything revolved around them!
How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?
They start by dragon it.
