What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
Why was the king only a foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
During the medieval time period, there weren't many extremely bad people. There were only mid-evil people during that age.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
I would say that life for the majority of people in the middle ages was rather peasant.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What do you call a medieval siege machine that throws flowers?
A trebouquet
Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe?
More often than not, they were called "peasants"
Why was the medieval architect always going to the beaches? So that he could build the perfect sandcastle!
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
When medieval armies went off to war...
were they playing for keeps?
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
How did murderers hide the body in medieval times?
They start by dragon it.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
I wouldn't trust medieval executioners in today's world.
They are prepared to kill people, simply to get a head.
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
They gargoyle