What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
In medieval times, what were people who worked in banks known as? They were known as fortune-tellers!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What were middle-aged parents called in medieval times? Middle-aged parents.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Did you see that their is a Medieval play about menstruation?
It's a period piece
What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?
Resistance if feudal
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
When were Medieval armies too tired to fight?
When they had a lot of sleepless knights!
What do you call a medieval spearman who is self employed?
A freelancer.
No one could measure their height in medieval kingdoms.
Only the Ruler could.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Last Christmas, I got my sister a build-it-yourself medieval fort. She wasn't very happy with it, but my mother reprimanded her by saying that it isn't the gift, but the fort that counts!