Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
What did Medieval postmen wear?
Chain mail.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What did the king say when he heard that the peasants were revolting? He said he agrees because they never bathe and always stink.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Astonishingly, the first comic strip known to man was created by King John of England. It was called the 'Manga-Carta'!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.