Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
Some bunny loves you.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Your love will always be up to par.
We bee-long together.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
You’re udder-ly perfect.
"You bake me crazy."
I have bean
thinking about you.
"I'm nuts about you."
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
when I’m with you.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
I love you deerly.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
I have bean thinking about you.
You're one in a melon.
You're my purr-son.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Owl always love you.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
"I lava you."
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
"I wood never leaf you."
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
