When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
You're my purr-son.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
Some bunny loves you.
I have bean
thinking about you.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
I have bean thinking about you.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
You’re right up my alley.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
We make a great pear
I scored when I met you.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
We bee-long together.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
You octopi my thoughts.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
Your love will always be up to par.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
I whale-y like you.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
You're one in a melon.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
I whale always love you.
I pitcher us together forever.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I’m soy
into you.