What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
I cannoli be happy
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
I always have a souper time with you.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
I like you sow much.
I love you berry much.
I always have a ball with you.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Owl always love you.
I’m soy
into you.
We make a great pear
I whale-y like you.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
I scored when I met you.
when I’m with you.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
You met all of my koala-fications
Your love will always be up to par.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
