What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
"You bake me crazy."
when I’m with you.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
I scored when I met you.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
You're my purr-son.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
I’m soy
into you.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I get a real kick out of you.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
I have bean
thinking about you.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!