What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
I love you deerly.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
Owl always love you.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
"I lava you."
I always have a ball with you.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
I scored when I met you.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
"Aloe you vera much."
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
You met all of my koala-fications
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
I like you sow much.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
Your love will always be up to par.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
We are mint to be.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
I have bean
thinking about you.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
You're one in a melon.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
"I wood never leaf you."
You make miso happy.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Pugs and kisses.