I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
This remains to be seen.
My son took his jar collection way too far
When I came home from work I thought the house was robbed because the door was ajar.
I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement'.
Did you hear about the nun who got into trouble for drinking communion wine from her convent's medieval goblet?
No, but it serves her rite.
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
My dad kept calling referring to this mason jar as his “boom box”.
When I asked him why, he responded “I use it for all my jams!”
What do you call a very sad cup of coffee?
A depresso.
My bedroom now has a stained glass window....
A pigeon just flew right into it.
So my daughter is calling me all excited. I come by her room to her holding her cup above her head and says "Dad look..."
"I'm breathing underwater."