Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
Which drawing utensil is the fastest?
The e-racer.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
Why do Italians love cooking?
It’s their national pasta-time.
What do Santa’s elves cook with in the kitchen?
A u-tinsel.
What do you call someone who labels jars of body parts?
An organiser.
I almost got into a fight with a bendy straw.
When I put it in my drink, it tried to flex on me.
What did the plate say to the refrigerator?
"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"
What is the national dish of Sweden?
Swedish.
What do you call a cat sitting on a platter?
A Platterpuss.