Holiday Puns

Happy Holidays! Here is where you can come at any important holiday to get your best holiday puns!

Holiday Puns

Love at frost sight!
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
"For peep's sake."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I'm pine-ing for you.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
You’re the queen of my heart.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Beer-lieve it or not!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
"Eggs-cuse me."
It’s snow joke.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Gold riddance.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Life is brew-tiful!
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
"Your kisses are to dye for."
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Resting Grinch face.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Time to spruce things up.
You better beer-live it!
Yule be sorry.
I find you very a-peeling.
How rude-olf of you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
You are un-beer-lievable!
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Every piece of you is sweet.
You’re my lucky charm.
You're the ruler of my heart.