"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I’ll be there in a pinch.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
My love for you simply radiates.
You snow the drill.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
"No eggs-cuses."
This is snow laughing matter!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
It's ice to meet you.
As it snow happens.
"You're a real good egg."
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I love you dairy much.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
"For peep's sake."
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
I’m elf-taught.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Snow thank you.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Thank brew very much.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I think I found my perfect match
Beer-lieve it or not!
You snow the drill.
Your presents is requested.
Hold on for deer life.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
There’s no reason to wine about you.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Gold riddance.
It’s snow joke.
"You can't beat me."
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns