Holiday Puns

Happy Holidays! Here is where you can come at any important holiday to get your best holiday puns!

Holiday Puns

"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"

"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I’ll be there in a pinch.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
My love for you simply radiates.
You snow the drill.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
"No eggs-cuses."
This is snow laughing matter!
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
It's ice to meet you.
As it snow happens.
"You're a real good egg."
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I love you dairy much.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
"For peep's sake."
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
I’m elf-taught.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Snow thank you.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Thank brew very much.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I think I found my perfect match
Beer-lieve it or not!
You snow the drill.
Your presents is requested.
Hold on for deer life.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
There’s no reason to wine about you.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Gold riddance.
It’s snow joke.
"You can't beat me."
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns