Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Your treat or mine?
Hello Boo-tiful.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I could never Passover you.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.