I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Your treat or mine?
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I came here looking for a little tail.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…