I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I came here looking for a little tail.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.