Furniture Puns

If the walls could talk, they're probably be telling these furniture puns.

Furniture Puns

What do you call donating a chair?
Charity!
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
My husband hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then he sat on it.
Eventually he came around.
Why is IKEA the cheapest place to get furniture?
Because they have some Swede deals!
I couldn't chair less!
I woke up in the middle of the night and found all the blankets on my bed were missing.
I was scared sheetless.
What would a self deprecating wardrobe say?
"I hate my-shelf"
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head.
Why was the cabinet maker fired on his first day?
He just couldn't get a handle on it.
A coworker said, "Oh my gosh there's a mouse on your desk!"
To which, I replied "I know! And it's not working!"